Sunday, July 02, 2006

Pirates are World Series Champs.

We will talk about the World Series here in a moment, but first off the new rumor is that Erik Guttorsmen will leave the Bruce Lee Wannabes to Garrett Booth and join the Suckerpunch Pirates. Erik was seen last night with the captain of the Pirates and talks are on about a trade for the left handed slugger. Talks are that Collin Booth would most likely go to the Wannabes and possibly another player or maybe a couple of cases of beer.
Jackmove was ready to represent the National League today in the World Series. Pitching had been their strong point all season but it only one Jackmove pitcher was dominant today. Dusty Kirk, Zac Warren and Matt Jones did all hit bombs though. With Matt and Dusty's each being three-run shots.
Nate Bullock and TJ McNeely would hit two and five homeruns today. This was after getting wasted at Tyler Murray's wedding reception and then the Beer Gardens. Proving that the Suckerpunch Pirates are the shit! Andy Toll hit a bomb too and Dez was lights out in the last game.
And at the end of the day it was the Suckerpunch Pirates that were the Champions.