Monday, March 12, 2007

Timmy Kramer has been practicing...

League sources say that Timmy Kramer, of the Lexington Brewers, has been seen recently working on his batting. He fell short last season of accomplishing his dream of playing in the CCWA World Series and is going to do everything in his power to make it happen this season.

It looks like he will be one of two aces on the pitching staff. With his sidearm delivery teamed up with the wily Brian Eyer they should provide enough pitching to lead this team to the playoffs. Rumor has it that Timmy has been working on the elusive riser.

Last season ended up a major disappointment for Timmy. After batting a dismal .220 last season with one measely homerun, it sounds like he decided he needed on off-season regimen to compete with the better hitters in the league like Dusty Kirk, Jim Hewey, Karlis Liepa, Matt Jones and basically everybody on the loaded Laurelhurst Pirates.

We recently obtained photographs of Kramer working on his form. We are publishing them for the first time anywhere.





BATTING STATS
YEARTEAMAVGGPABRH2B3BHRRBIBBKOBPSLG
2006BREWERS.220105981373191415.370.492

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously you freakn' kill me dude. Who did you get the pictures from? hahaha

Gus said...

I run hitting clinics at a cost of 1 six pack per 30 min session if Tim is interested.