Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Dustin Weasel; Homerun Hitter

the Weasel
Does the guy pictured to the right look like a homerun hitter to you?  Because he is.  As of late Dustin Weasel has been putting fear into the hearts of pitchers all across the Portland Metropolitan Area.  He is currently tied for second in the homerun category and is a fan favorite to win the homerun derby.

When Dustin came into the league he was an undersized, scrawny runt.  In his first three years of league play he hit only two round-trippers.  But something happened that winter before the 2011 season.  The Weasel started juicing.

Last year the Weasel was on a tear hitting a career high four homeruns.  In just one season he had tripled (TRIPLED!!) his career homeruns.  And this year he has been even more en fuego, belting two bombs in his first two series.  Southern League pitchers consider yourselves warned, Dustin Weasel is coming for you!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What about the Dodgers, Moser, hitting not one, but two grand slams in one game!!

n8 b said...

Moser's a n00b while Weasel is a wiley veteran.

Anonymous said...

"When Dustin came into the league he was an undersized, scrawny runt."

BREAKING NEWS: HE STILL IS


LUCKILY FOR WEASEL, THOSE PERFORMANCE ENHANCING CAMEL LIGHTS HE TAKES UP TO THE BATTERS BOX HAVEN'T BEEN BANNED BY WADA YET

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